Beatrice the Biologist Giveaway!

In lieu of a post this week, I’m doing a Beatrice giveaway! First one ever! Exclamation points all around!

To begin my glorious foray into the realm of online giveaways, I’m starting with this magnificent Beatrice the Biologist tote bag. Look at it, in all it’s glory…

This bag is great for putting stuff in.

You will be strolling down grocery store aisles in style with this one-of-a-kind bag. Goes great with any outfit.

It can also be worn as an unwieldy, uncomfortable necklace.

Other possibilities include: a ridiculous belt, an oversized hat, and a cape.

Really, the options are only limited by your imagination and the size of your arms.

To be entered into the drawing for this most amazing of prizes, write on the Beatrice Facebook wall (www.facebook.com/beatricebiologist), or mention me on Twitter (twitter.com/beatricebiology). If you hate both of those things, you can leave a comment on this blog post itself. You have oh-so-many options!

On March 31, at approximately 5:37 (aka when I get home from work), I’ll draw a winner at random and announce said winner in a Beatrice post. I shall write you a prize-winning sonnet, or I’ll just say your name and if applicable, make fun of the way you spell it. I will then contact you for your mailing address so that my mail elves can proceed.

Good luck!