Koala Job

All living things have jobs to do. For us, jobs are usually terrible things like “database administrator” or “graduate advisor.” The rest of the tree of life have jobs like “don’t die” and “run because a lion is chasing you.”

In nature, no one has a free ride, but you know what animal has a pretty sweet gig (that is, when people aren’t deforesting their habitat)? Koalas. If they had a job title it would be CEO and President of Sleepy Time, Inc.